It is rumoured on the grapevine that Redneck Rudi - the infamous Lackey of Lurv - In Supremo Tony Tubby Moo (alias Mooji) has been preparing Nanna Garu Ashram for Mooji's triumphal return to Tiru.
Tony's faithful gang, Brixton's finest - The Cocaine Consciousness Crew - are also set to be in residence and the ashram will undergo a makeover becoming Roman Orgy World in time for the silent retreat. Rudi has been employing a team of trained artists to paint lurid frescoes of debauched nymphs and cherubs, just to get the team in the mood. Reiki Shiva is also planning to improve on last years body count of 5 at a time, which he considered an insignificant score considering the grope-able talent on show. Pep pills and nose powder will also be freely available for anyone whose stamina starts to flag in the midst of the Dionysian festivities. A vomitorium will be decked out in psychedelic purple lycra just to give the bile and carrots a helping hand.
And finally as a special treat for the glorious leader, a hospital room with a funky automated massage bed has been added. A team of Latino nurses dressed in white mini skirts, suspenders and kinky hats will be on hand to mop Tony's sweating brow.
ALL HAIL THE MESSIAH OF THE COMING AGE!
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